| Gacked from facebook |
[May. 29th, 2006|04:37 pm] |
Okay, so I was wasting time on facebook, and found:
It looks slightly forward-worthy, though not particularly evolved. Not being much of a drunkard myself, I can't really add anything to it, even if there are lots of things blatantly missing.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…
a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you.
g) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
h) Please use a condom, wouldn't want to catch anything nasty now, would we?
i) I think I'll wait to reply to my emails in the morning.
j) I think I'll leave this roadsign where it is, it is probably serving a useful purpose. |
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